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Sunday, November 14, 2010

France

North/West France
Bonjour! oui oui we are in France! Arrive in a small French campground in a small French village across the border outside Rouen. No tourists, when we said in our best French "hello we are Australian, we don't speak French do you speak English" he said no...... we hadn't really planned on that sooo back to French 101 lessons in the van.
What’s the French word for freakin freezing? Wake to ice on the windows and frost on the ground. It was -1' outside which essentially means inside too. We have spent far too many hours trying to refill our gas bottle which now appears impossible. Stopped by Le Mont St Michael a medieval abbey perched on a giant rock that well just doesn’t seem to belong, you can see it jutting out on the coast for kilometers, yet another impressive piece of history and architecture ruined by shops, next to shops next to shops selling tacky souvenirs and scary looking kebabs and waffles.
Crozon peninsula is next, this was meant to be our first taste of surf but absolutely no swell around just a beautiful coastline. Instead we had to settle for reading books in the sun by the beach, having our first zero money spent day and eating fresh baguettes (less than one euro so doesn’t count). We are trying to wake up early which essentially means 8:30am (what’s the point if the sun hasn’t even cracked a few rays). We just can’t get over the 7m tides here, at low tide the beach looks a little something like Kirra does all the time
Onto Quiberon, this stretch of coast rivals the great ocean road. Unspoilt, rugged and rocky, with kilometers of walking tracks. Yet again no swell, we find one break that is barely surfable but a lot of keen as a bean Frenchies have too, plus our van is too high to get under all the height restriction bars that seem to be way too popular on this stretch of coast so we give it a miss. Onto bottle number 4 of French Bordeaux wine so we’ve started to rank them!
Then comes a day we’d rather forget in Les Sables. Narrow streets, incorrect GPS co-ordinates , 4 hours of searching for a place to stay followed by divorce papers being drawn up, Lou was forced to eat McDonalds for dinner which wasn’t pretty, being pulled over by some kind of SWAT team and ending in a restless night spent sleeping in a golf resort car park. We didn’t actually end up seeing Les Sables after all.

Central west coast
Arrive in Le Tranche, we have been in the town no more than 10 mins and Lou buys a surfboard, hot pink ex rental with a cheesy “surf rocket” written on it. Paul reckons he’s still man enough to surf it! We try out the new board just down the road at Longeville sur mer. Meet a lovely Welsh couple Andy and Katie and can’t forget captain their dog, we spend a couple of days parked at the entrance to the beach, surfing, cycling, playing frisbee, drinking wine (1.45 Euro for 1 litre) and playing cards with new friends (more of the latter if we are honest.)
Spend a night in Soulac Sur mer, this is yet another ghost town in the winter months. We think that daylight savings has changed but there is no-one around to ask. Then onto Lacanau ocean which is a fantastic town with slightly more activity than the previous coastal towns. Incredible sunset, spend two days camping next to a pine tree forest. Becoming very intimate with surfboard as it sleeps with us every night. The surf is huge and wild, winds onshore, did someone say washing machine?
South West France
The Atlantic Ocean washing machine look is getting a little tiring. It’s time to do some weather analysis ….3 hours of internet, a cup of coffee and a choc croissant later we emerge from a café. With hopeful hearts we are heading to Hossegor to wait for some promising surf!
We’ve hit camping jackpot in Capbreton just 5 minutes south of Hossegor. We are in a carpark right behind the beach there is electricity hook up and water, a public toilet for Lou, a bread van rather obnoxiously honks it’s horn every morning and the whole thing cost 6 Euro. We sit up on the top of the sand dunes with views of some impressive war bunkers and a magical sunset. A couple of days go by like this and every day the surf looks better, we string up an outdoor shower (what more could a girl want). Then came the day the god of surf made Paul happy; the beach break infront of our camping heaven turns on big, perfect, heavy, barreling waves. Paul, ever the supportive husband takes a break from massive waves to watch Lou on much smaller ones. We cycle into town Paul carrying Lou’s board under one arm Lou cycles closely behind in full steamer wetsuit. What a team! What a sight!
All good things must come to an end, the bread van didn’t arrive one morning but a hail storm did so we packed up and headed over the border to San Sebastian Spain.
What have we learnt
  1. Never go bushwalking on a Sunday (it’s hunting day).
  2. It is possible to love choc croissants more everyday
  3. Opening hours are flexible and unreliable.
  4. They don’t all wear black and white striped shirts just like we don’t ride to work on kangaroos
  5. If in France -speak french damnit!
  6. “It is not possible” means –bugger off tourist!
  7. The biggest danger in France is stepping in Dog poo.








Biarritz 1

Andy and Katie LaTranche France

Biarritz 2


Biarritz 3

Biarritz 4

Biarritz 5

camping spot in Lacanau Ocean


Capbreton afternoon glass off

Capbreton Beach looking towards Hossegor


Capbreton Beachie 3


Capbreton Beachie and someone with a sore head

City Transport in Hossegor France

Hossegor beachfront camping views

Hossegor beachies 2

Hossegor Capbreton  beachies - smoking!

Hossegor Capbreton beachies


Hossegor out of control in big swell

Lacanau Ocean beachfront France

Lacanau Ocean sunset France

Lou checking out the surf

Lou wishes this is her



Lou with her new board

The driver and co-driver of the red van

Uncrowded morning session in Hossegor in front of camp site

Unknown in Capbreton Beachie


Unknown tucked into a barrel in Hossegor

Yes bodyboaders still get dropped in on in France

Belgium

As we crossed the border into Belgium we discovered that our gearbox no longer worked! Managed to pull off highway into an unmanned service station with only 4th gear and rang Donna. They drive 1.5 hours to our rescue with an identical van to ours, dodgy mechanic Hussein pulls part out of van they are driving and puts it in ours and then somehow winds a bit of wire around his and drives 1.5 hours home (we think they made it).
Start most days with a choc croissant and a van made espresso coffee (quality is slowly improving). Have also started our daily French lessons (half hour, teacher is Lou, students paul and lou). Things aren’t looking good on the language front. Arrive at Ghent great little campground here with yet another very flat cycle path into town. Our suspicions are yet again confirmed that people have given up on camping for this year. Paul continues to be amazed how cheap beer is 6pk for 1.39 euro, lou amazed at how much chocolate she can convince paul to buy.
Ghent is a very cool city, large student population. Town Centre has an eerie gothic Belfry with a dragon on top, apparently a very important symbol keeping watch over the townsfolk in the middle ages. Find out that French fries actually originated in Belgium (apparently). Brugge is truly wonderful little city, would take your breath away if it weren’t for all the tourists (us included) the entire city is like one big open air museum. Went on an underwhelming brewery tour, paul begins to restrict lou’s chocolate purchasing. Waffles are divine.
Find out from home that Shell has had little baby Zach, soo excited. Celebrate with beer in great little café, informative waiter but tipsy cycle home thru cobblestone streets was…. Interesting.
Brussels, with choc croissant again in hand we set off to see the capital of Belgium and Europe for that matter. We didn’t think it was possible but the buildings in the Grand Plaza here are even more spectacular than Ghent and Brugge. A map for young Tourists that we read basically suggested it’s all same same but these buildings made us stand a little longer in the freezing wind.
After a short stroll we were standing in front of the famous Manneken Pis (a statue of a pissing boy) it’s tiny, he’s tiny and that’s all we have to say! We gave the pissing dog statue a miss.
What have we learnt?
  1. Cars don’t work well without gearbox
  2. Porta potti is worth the hassle
  3. Cobblestone streets prove problematic on the bike (tour de France are nuts).
  4. Don’t take van into big city/may not fit down narrow streets.
  5. Chocolate in supermarkets are very tasty without tourist price tag
  6. There are true Brussels waffles (icing sugar only on top) and Liegeois waffles (sugar baked into waffle, nothing on top) and tourist waffles (lots of chocolate, strawberries and sugar on top). Lou tries them all just to be sure.

    Which bike is mine?
    After the Brewery Tour
    Ghent?
    Lou eating Brussells' fries
    Brugge beer tour....did anyone know that a "Brisbane games" beer was produced?
    Paul and Lou in Ghent...bit chilly
    another Ghent clock tower (belfry)
    The office
    The lounge room
    ....when in rome......so many Belguim beers!
    anyone for a lollie?
    In Belgium Australian ice cream is famous........In Australia, Belgium ice cream is famous....the grass is always greener!
    "Manneken Pis" (on a cold day)
    Belgium waffles
    Grand Plaza Brussels
    Brussels

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Netherlands

Arrive in Amsterdam Paul jetlagged, Lou is the rock! First impressions bikes, lots and lots of bikes. Lou is the winner of spot the first windmill competition. Already have a few lists 1.  Must eat....Fries, pancakes, pastries. 2. Must see... Anne frank house, red-light district, Vondelpark and best to do all of this....on a bike! Bikes have no gears but who needs em' it's completely flat here. Vondelpark is great however no toilets (first experience paying to use a toilet that’s ridiculous! Anne Frank house very interesting.
Went for a walk and found we have accidently stumbled into red-light district, first lady we saw was rather plump lady smiling very seductively at us (actually Paul). Don't want to stare but kinda the point really! Quick nana nap turned into 13hour sleep oops. Head off to pick up our van, Arrive at Donna’s (house what on earth.... Vans everywhere, junk everywhere, filth everywhere, Flash her dog (Sam and cc's old dog) greets us, no-one else does. The deal is, find your way thru rubbish to her house, let yourself in and chat to everyone until someone fills you in on the procedure.
It turns out to be the Perfect day to arrive because 4 Aussies and 3 kiwis dropping off vans from summer adventures so they give us lots of hints, lots of free equipment and everyone seems stoked with their travels!
We manage to grab 2 bikes from Donnas for a super cheap price, and reluctantly take a porta potti onboard. After an entire day of Cleaning a Trip to Ikea, A GPS (top of everyones’ list of what to buy) and a new stereo purchased we are set.
Van is a 1991 VW Carthego, likes 80 km, noisy at 100km but LOVES 90-95km. Most of the highways are 130km/h so we just cruise along in the slow lane.
We visited Madurodam, which is miniaturised version of Amsterdam, hilarious concept and makes for some great photos. Went to Gouda home of Gouda cheese of course however not as much cheese as you’d think, lovely man in cheese shop says Australia Gouda is Fake! Tastes like plastic apparently.
Things we learnt so far….
  1. Whenever you can pee-do (as a physio I strongly disagree with this statement as it is bad for pelvic floor function however as a female in a campervan I’m torn).
  2. Turn the gas off at night it’s a health hazard.
  3. Van socks do not leave the van
  4. Fridge ratio should always be 50% beer 50%other
  5. Nothing happens until at least 10am
  6. One person at a time to get dressed in morning.
  7. It is possible to sleep for 12 hours every day.
  8. Tom toms can save a marriage!

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    "Madurodam". A miniture Amsterdam
    Madurodam - miniture cheese dudes
    Miniture rock concert
    Dutch bobsled team participant
    Vondel Park - Amsterdam
    Just after we picked up the van - a big cleaning day.
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